I'm Your Love Bug

When you have both your feet on the ground it's hard to make a statement without at least turning heads. 'I think the coke's encrusted in the mirror...', is a head turner. Proceeding to smash the mirror to dust might shock a few. Rolling up a twenty, sticking it in your nose, and snorting the mountain of glass, can result in a trip to the emergency room and/or death.
So remember kids, when a firefly sticks its butt in your eye, blink twice.