Trap your Cells

So, like... I'm really bored and I don't feel like doing anything anymore.
*clap*
-clap-

Run in circles.

Paint a Portrait

Vaginal blood, squirt squirt squirt.

I'm Your Love Bug

When you have both your feet on the ground it's hard to make a statement without at least turning heads. 'I think the coke's encrusted in the mirror...', is a head turner. Proceeding to smash the mirror to dust might shock a few. Rolling up a twenty, sticking it in your nose, and snorting the mountain of glass, can result in a trip to the emergency room and/or death.
So remember kids, when a firefly sticks its butt in your eye, blink twice.